Makes me look good...
Nov. 30th, 2009 04:14 pmSo my friend Krys called me up today and asked how I was doing. I was glad to hear from him, and then he reminded me of why I was helping him clean his kitchen last week.
He asked me what I knew about treating food poisoning. My next question was of course who he managed to poison, and his answer was himself. By eating half a gallon of ice cream that he didn't know was spoiled.
My first reaction of course was that he should take himself to a hospital, but he said he's out of danger and just dealing with very bad indigestion, so I recommended something mild and root beer or ginger ale.
I shouldn't have, but I laughed as he was telling this story, if only because this is the same guy who had something that used to be a sandwich growing in his sink last week and appears to have mold on the inside of his oven. I sprayed enough disinfectant on his entire kitchen to kill pretty much everything, but I didn't get the inside of his freezer, obviously. He also apparently had a spoiled gallon of milk on his counter for over a week that was causing a stink.
Holy crap, we need to get that boy a serious education or a maid before he kills himself or someone else.
He asked me what I knew about treating food poisoning. My next question was of course who he managed to poison, and his answer was himself. By eating half a gallon of ice cream that he didn't know was spoiled.
My first reaction of course was that he should take himself to a hospital, but he said he's out of danger and just dealing with very bad indigestion, so I recommended something mild and root beer or ginger ale.
I shouldn't have, but I laughed as he was telling this story, if only because this is the same guy who had something that used to be a sandwich growing in his sink last week and appears to have mold on the inside of his oven. I sprayed enough disinfectant on his entire kitchen to kill pretty much everything, but I didn't get the inside of his freezer, obviously. He also apparently had a spoiled gallon of milk on his counter for over a week that was causing a stink.
Holy crap, we need to get that boy a serious education or a maid before he kills himself or someone else.