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athenaltenaYou can tell that the merchandising people have latched onto The Golden Compass.
They made a Iorek Byrneson plushie.
Or, even sillier, that page has a picture of Mrs. Coulter's golden monkey as a stuffed animal. Like you'd really want that little bastard in your bed all night. I'd be afraid that it would kill me in my sleep.
At least Iorek is fairly cuddly for a giant armored ice bear who rips another bear's jaw off during a fight. But still... WTFFFFFFF?
They made a Iorek Byrneson plushie.
Or, even sillier, that page has a picture of Mrs. Coulter's golden monkey as a stuffed animal. Like you'd really want that little bastard in your bed all night. I'd be afraid that it would kill me in my sleep.
At least Iorek is fairly cuddly for a giant armored ice bear who rips another bear's jaw off during a fight. But still... WTFFFFFFF?
