ROFL

Found a video for the song "Two Ton Paperweight" (a song about a guy with a car that gives him nothing but trouble) done with footage of the Warthog jeep from Halo... and I laughed my ass off.

Back in the day us Halo players used to do horrible things to the Warthogs (just Google "warthog jump" if you want an example), and I think we were the reason that in the second game they made the cars actually take damage. Oh man...

But the good news is that Hotaru the car is still working fine, and because I'm weird I actually do stuff like pat the dashboard if we go over a bad pothole or something like that happens. I do love my little Saturn so...

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Eh?

Got a "Patient Satisfaction Survey" from the ambulance service that took me to the hospital after my accident in November, and at first when I saw "EMS" I though Eastern Mountain Sports (a local outdoor wear company that I bought something from recently) so it was only after I opened it that I realized it was, in fact, for the Emergency Medical Service.

But then, upon opening it, I was several... odd questions, culminating in this one:

Likelihood of recommending this service to others.

It brought to mind the image of your typical salesman saying "So next time you're in a life-threatening situation, call this ambulance service! Now with free keychain and $5 cash back!" Apparently some ambulances do services like bringing people to and from nursing homes, but it still earned a WTF reaction from me. And some of the questions didn't apply, since I had my neck in a brace and was on one of those board-things, so I couldn't exactly tell how clean the ambulance was.

But overall they got a good rating from me, though for obvious reasons my memory is a little patchy.