Sometimes I wish that we could do stuff like this at The Plant:
“Oh, hello. What’s this, you missed getting up onto the track completely, didn’t listen to me at all when I was trying to guide you onto it, don’t know how to put your car in Neutral, and think that the Parking Brake doesn’t count when we tell you ‘no brakes’? Well, guess what? You fail Driver’s Ed forever! Now just hand over your car keys and driver’s license, please.” ^_^
If only...
“Oh, hello. What’s this, you missed getting up onto the track completely, didn’t listen to me at all when I was trying to guide you onto it, don’t know how to put your car in Neutral, and think that the Parking Brake doesn’t count when we tell you ‘no brakes’? Well, guess what? You fail Driver’s Ed forever! Now just hand over your car keys and driver’s license, please.” ^_^
If only...